Dickie Felton

I write about music and football

Dickie was born Richard Felton in July 1973, in the now demolished Liverpool Oxford Street hospital.

A stunning failure in education, he once finished bottom of the entire school.

Early years were spent trainspotting at Crewe and York Railway stations before finding a calling on the terraces at Marine AFC and Anfield.

First jobs involved writing for the Liverpool Echo and Daily Post about murders, fatal road accidents and lottery wins - usually in the same day.

For the last 15 years home "normal work" has been the world of PR.

He has written two books about Morrissey fans and is working on a third tome about football and music.

What is your idea of perfect happiness? Finishing a half marathon in one second less than 1 hour 40 minutes. (Finally achieved this in May 2017).

What is your greatest fear? Not finishing a half marathon is less than 1 hour 40 minutes.

With which historical figure do you most identify with? My grandfather. Torpedoed and killed aboard the SS Ceramic in 1942.

Which living person do you most admire? Morrissey

What is the thing you most deplore in yourself? Worrying about when (or if) the Barrow train is going to turn up.

What is the thing you most deplore in others? Arrogance

What is your greatest extravagance? A signed framed shirt of former Marine FC striker Lloyd Ellams.

What objects do you always carry with you? A packet of Fisherman's Friend menthol cough sweets.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "Do you want a pint?"

What do you most dislike about your appearance? My left eye. It can't look left. The condition is called "Duane's Syndrome". It's actually quite useful when someone I dislike sits on my left. I can't see them. So it's not all bad.

What is your favourite word? Morrissey.

Who are your favourite writers? Morrissey, Oscar Wilde, Kevin Sampson, Clare Hardy.

What are you reading at the moment? Bay Living Magazine

Who is your favourite painter? Sarah Pickstone

Fave cities? Rome, Valencia, Glasgow, Liverpool.

Who are your favourite musicians? Johnny Marr, Boz Boorer, Damien Dempsey, Kate Stables.

What is your favourite building? The Walker Art Gallery, Liverpool.

What is your favourite journey? Any journey that is headed to a Morrissey concert. Or from Inverness to Dunoon.

Which Morrissey album is your favourite? Low In High School

Smiths? Strangeways Here We Come.

What makes you most depressed? The meat industry.


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